"look what you’ve made me ship" an autobiography by me
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
i didn’t even realize this referred to flip phones until now.
A realized that Spencer would try to go to bed with wet hair. Thinking fast, A dumped a mound of dirt in her bed. A knew that Spencer would have no choice but to let her hair air dry while she washed her sheets. Because, lets be honest, going to bed with wet hair is a mistake. A isn’t hurting them, they are helping them. Duh.